Monday, April 16, 2007

A SECOND LAUGH

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs…
in your fireplace?
BERNIE

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs…
under a steamroller?
LANE

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs…
lying beside a carnival ride?
RALPH
"I'VE MET HIM!!"
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs…
with a history of wheelchair collisions?
REX
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7 comments:

PSALM111 said...

Those are good ones

April 16, 2007 at 1:05 PM
Nashman said...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob (Old one but...)

What do you call his dog in the pool with no legs?
Bob Barker

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall?
Art (Another old one but...)

And what do you call his arms and legs?
Pieces of Art

What if he also doesn't have a tongue?
Tasteless Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell

Same guy after 6 months?
Pete


What do you call a guy with no legs and one arm, holding up your car?
Jack

What do you call a guy with no feet?
Neil

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter that the other?
Eileen

April 16, 2007 at 8:54 PM
Aaron said...

wow... all I can say is wow... :-)

April 16, 2007 at 9:26 PM
ZachT said...

Whats scary and hairy?
Chuck Noris (he gives me the willies lol)

April 17, 2007 at 5:57 AM
DFunkWarren said...

hahaha nice!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a toy store?

Teddy

That's all I got, it's early...


P.S. Zach, there are 2 r's in Norris. In fact, you better watch your back cause nothing makes Chuck more mad then people mispelling his name. But dont worry, I got your back.

April 18, 2007 at 10:11 AM
Graumamama said...

I thought this would fit in well with our little collection.

Sad News

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in..........
and then the trouble started.

Love y'all!
Rachel

May 2, 2007 at 3:55 PM
ZachT said...

Its been a while since a funny got posted so here it goes...
Here are a funny bumper sticker I found :).


Resistance Is Futile
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

November 8, 2007 at 7:41 AM

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