Monday, April 16, 2007

A SECOND LAUGH

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs…
in your fireplace?
BERNIE

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs…
under a steamroller?
LANE

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs…
lying beside a carnival ride?
RALPH
"I'VE MET HIM!!"
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs…
with a history of wheelchair collisions?
REX